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| Beating the mafia — idle threats of burning cars and truant kids. |
"On the 3rd of every month this guy would come around our shop. He was classic hood; dark hair slicked back, leather jacket, Jersey accent. He'd stand at the counter glaring at the clerk.
"I would always ask if I could help him, just like he was a customer. He explained that for my protection I should give him $500 and be glad it wasn't $1000 like the bar next door had to pay. He called it 'neighborhood insurance.' I never paid him because he was an idiot, an amateur.
"About the sixth time I told him if he ever came back I would have my uncle burn his car and my boys would get his son kicked out of school. I didn't even know if he had kids, or a car. He never came back so now I joke that I beat the mafia."
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